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uhhhhhhhhh

Oh no

I’m guessing they don’t X-ray welds on cars 🤣

I think someone stuck it together with bubble gum

Can you even call that a weld? Looks like it got some splatter from the guy beside it running an oil line

Now I'm not a car guy but apparently cars at some thing called SEMA are known to have A+ welds

Could’ve done a better job with jb weld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icNprI9BfQY

And Sema is a truck show is Daytona fl

Where all the pavement princesses take their trucks

Holy perosity batman

Oh god I forgot about sema weldz

As the son of a great welder and welder myself those are disgusting and need to be fixed ASAP

when your weld has more gaps than british teeth

Goddamn I miss stick welding

Stainless was the last stick I did. And oh my god was it smooth

I wouldn’t even waste the time grinding that just scrap it and rebuild who knows what else is fucked

It could be saved, weld over it, grind that back

we have the technology

Hell even just run over it with some paintable caulk so that the folks don't get scared, I mean all that stuffs trailered anyways

Trailer and drove 20mph at most

Whether or not it'll fall apart on the truck getting there though is a whole other problem

Damn bluetooth driveshaft and whatnot

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Probably doesn’t even have cup holders for my beer 🤣

Reminds me of a lifehack I saw the other day on a video

Need enough room for my ice chest as well

😂😂

*oh shit the pigs, hide the beer*

Keeps it cold too 🤣🤣🤣

Ever been so drunk you hid ya beer while watching cops?

I've been drunk enough that I started pickin a guitar on the front porch with a 6er while the cops were slowly rolling by with a gun on my hip

Fuckers were mad at me for doing hill Jack shit in the city when I had to move there for a short time

But I’m in the fire department with about half the towns cops so i can’t recruit members from the fire department to join the cookout

R I P

Damn. I'm hoping the small towns just go about business as usual when the roast starts

I got a cop across the way from me and he's been running about doing life as normal this whole time so 🤷‍♂️

Well just have to and see

Yup. Hoping I don't have to go too far to get some loot drops though if I have to be honest. Could really go for some nicer optics and some nogs

Yeah but I doubt my local PD has that

Reminds me, when I was learning to weld as part of a class in tech school, one of the instructors turned around with his mask on and a spun up angle grinder, and almost carved my friend straight up the chest with it. Missed by two inches

Mine has APCs and some misc iraq equipment and we have maybe 25k people total

we were in a small booth

Jesus

Hated working in a booth with my teacher watching over me

I was the only one who saw it, they both had welding masks on at that moment

Someone had the gas cranked way up on acetylene torch and it went out when I picked it up. Got it near a hot plate and it relit and blew, flame went under my mask and burned all the hair off my face

Yikes

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

We filled a condom up with acetylene in high school and threw it at someone welding 🤣 week later we made filled a pipe up as well

My instructor told me about a guy who cut a hole in his toolbox so he could just toss his torch in there and lock it up with the lines attached instead of taking it off. He forgot to turn off the gas flow one day and the whole thing filled up and blew. Think he lost some bits if I recall

We filled a condom up with acetylene in high school and threw it at someone welding 🤣 week later we made filled a pipe up as well

Hahahahaha

Alright internet's patched back together

Uhhhhhhh

Damn squirrels probably chewed thriught the line or something

Come again

Fuck 😂

I accidentally multiplayer that message

Miltiposted

Multi

I need to drink to be this bad at typing

We filled a condom up with acetylene and threw it at someone welding

I had literally every intention on coming home and having a drink tonight, what did I do, fucking glass of tea

@Sam SimpChester what in the actual flying fuck

Well we didn’t have the intentions to throw it at him but we were playing hot potato and it went that way

Fuckin way she goes boys

Then the next day someone filled up a pipe in the Ag shop

So yeah good times my last few years in HS

When I was doing my auto tech program at my local community college I was doing a lower ball joint on a Corolla and I hit the control arm hard enough to send the head of my hammer flying across the shop

I hate doing ball joints. Sometimes they pop out with one hit other times you’re beating on it for an hour

Working on Land Cruisers for so fucking long gave me an entirely new appreciation for doing suspension work on little Nissans and Hondas

Then I hate changing spark plugs cause it’s always the middle even that gives me fucking trouble taking out and putting back it

You say that like you haven't tried to pull plugs on a V8 F150

I hate taking the damn door panels off of a 04-08 Ford

Jesus the ones that have 16 aren't bad to work on but dear god if it doesnt take 10 fucking years

Every time I get voluntold to wrench around on my dad's, every single plug breaks and they're a foot down in the block. Trick is you have to keep the engine hot and get them out while it's running

Heard they made a tool to extract broke plugs

I've never had 3v plugs break myself. But I've always been told to get it hot, soak them in penetrating oil, let it cool down, get it hot again, and take them out with an impact

That'd do it. They get hardcore siezed up in there.

I haven’t broke one myself

Just had a hard time getting em out of my truck

My 2000 S10 had to have the steering shift dropped to change #3 plug

Never understood how GM overlooked that

Been meaning to ask, you guys ever thought about using paramotors for the cookout? No license to own/operate, 3k for a nice entry model and 10 hours flight time on a 5 gallon tank of gas

Would've just jacked the motor up but the mount bolts were absolutely fucked from whoever changed them last

Paramotors?

I didn’t like how in my 99 Silverado the radio fuse controlled my odometer

Looks like that

They can get some serious altitude

I’d rather keep my feet on the ground

I mean, you've already got a parachute out 🤣

Stick to boots on the ground

Easy enough to make too for the brave, it's just a lawn mower engine with a prop and cage

🤣

Yeah they’re easy to make til a strong enough breeze comes through

I'm thinking about getting one in the future and seeing what accuracy would look like from you there