Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 13]

I ain't got no legs Lt dan

*i ain’t got no legs pls dont*

I’ll will sell my kidney for it as long as it shows us a stormcloak led skyrim

*no StEpPy on me*

*can you get me a wheelchair man I’m kinda double amputee soon to be charred*

So does anyone else know why the elves didn’t help the imperials during the civil war in elder scrolls v?

What would you do for a coffee enema

Cuz elves arent real Duh

Nah they wanted the stormcloaks to win so they’d have to build a new government and it would be ultimately weaken so they could take over

But leprechauns are fucking dangerously real They eat flesh

Dude the leprechaun movies scared me as a kid I wouldn’t eat lucky charms 🤣

Childs play fucked me up. For years

Still dont like dolls

You watched jeepers creepers?

Yeah

My dad is a good bit Cherokee and a good bit Irish so

The third was fucking trash

I was to busy rubbin it out to the chick to be scared lol

And I’m native

His folks told him the stories of like flesh eating cannibals and shit

He told me that and like

I have the utmost fear of leprechauns and shit

Other than that I love horror shit

We all fear shit

Horror shit sounds like a terrible disease

I won’t lie when zombieland first came out I was a young buck and I would literally sleep under my blanket so if a living dead situation happened they wouldn’t see me 🤣

*he died of the horror shit. I'm so sorry*

Christ. I was like 28 when that came out. Y'all fucking younglings

I also wanna give my governor a helo ride

And I’m 20 almost 21 but I’ll outdrink you 😉🤫

No. No you won't. I might be old but I'm fat and Irish

I’m from Louisiana

Our main holiday is drinking

And I'm from Boston guy

We invented beer

Those IPAs ain’t got nothing on my mixed drinks

Also how much does it cost for a case of bud light up there

And Irish. We made booze from fucking POTATOES

Heard it was a fuckton cheaper

a case of bud light is like 19

We make shine over by the mason Dixon line and holy fuck down here it’s 26$

Got a spare bed room you wanna rent 🤣

Maybe 22 with taxes I dont drink the piss from a drunk So I don't know

Oh so you drink that period blood up there

You like German screamo blasting at 3am?

As long as I’m drunk I’ll listen to anything 🤣 you forget Kevin gates came from@down here

And that’s considered hardcore rap nowadays

Nah. We drink the whiskey up here. And we fight our relatives over the last slice of pumpkin pie in august

Whiskey and pumpkin pie

You got me sold! Do y’all have whipped cream

Damn right You got a problem with it? Wanna take it outside?

Y’all make some pumpkin pie and I’ll make a rice and gravy

I used ghe whipped cream with the wife. Sorry

Done

You ever ate a rice and gravy?

What part of *fat* didn't you understand

Did a southern cook it?

She was Mexican. So technically

Yes

I’ll teach y’all Yankees a thing or two

I hate grits tho

🤣🤣🤣

I love grits and toast

Shit is worse than moist cardboard

No matter what you do

Never! You throw some bacon in it chopped up with a little bit of butter and cheese and it’s perfection

Never seen anything take Tabasco sauce and still suck

I'll just pick the bacon out

With chopsticks

If you like hot sauce let me make you a meatball and pork stew

Jesus Christ don't remind me that people eat grits

*you trying to seduce me*

I survive off grits until Friday

*cuz im a slut for a good cook*

@Remnant people eat it on purpose And they are allowed to breed

Why do you mock me

Such pain you put me through

You season the pork with spices and hot sauce and then you make your meatballs and put them in the oven for 350 for a few while you make the pork into a gravy and then when you thicken it up toss it in there with your taters then put your rice on and bam you’re eating it for three days

Making more people who like grits

So the horror has no end

And then a gumbo which apparently Yankees call a soup (which calling it a soup is a yankee thing to do)

We must rise up againts the grits Fight then there so we dont have to eat them here

I can get behind gumbo

I ain't no fuckin Yankee ya cousin fucking dirt farmer

I too like gumbo

I vote we move the capital to Louisiana so y’all can visit it and get good Cajun food. But it’s not allowed to be in yankee central which is northern Louisiana or liberal area which is NOLA

And we don't call it soup

At least the Boston area knows but I know a girl in PA who only calls it a soup and I told her to shut her commie mouth

I vote for moving the capitol to a volcano. Effective immediately

We can rebuild it better! I’m thinking of making it a duck blind

Little lava helps the tyranny end

So we can get a duck gravy

I'm listening

To the talk of duck and or gravy

This cousin fucking farmer for your attention now huh 🥵😉

*ain't nothing wrong with a little lovin between kin.* Now bring me duck gravy

So that I may cleanse, and then befoul, your perdy cousin

*with my gravy*

If I was president I’d move my Supreme Court down in texasss

Hey gotta keep it in the blood line