Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 13]

Bro what

Delayed entry program

They can’t make you do shit before you’re shipped out to boot

For babies to prejoin

Yeah they can

You sign

I’d of told them (you’re not under ucmj in the dep) to suck your cock

They can’t mad. I didn’t get discharged papers when I left the dep. so you were technically never in

And they woulda smoked you till you shit and vomiting blood

You’re not discharged from the dep

Its the promise ring of the military

No offense

You can just not talk to the recruiters after you swear in and they can’t do anything about it

Until your ass is in that seat on the 2nd time at MEPS

You’re not govt property

But the recruiters I had were petty and would push my ship date back if I didn’t

But once you get off that bus. That own your ass After the paperwork

And you can just tell them you won’t ship if they don’t give you your date

Recruiters need numbers and wouldn’t dare do that to someone who can ship ASAP

I passed my IST at the pool function one time but my run was 30 seconds off from my last time and they still sent me to the “pit”

Your recruiters sound like a bunch of dicks

Recruitment is where you go to lose your soul. And you never get it back

We had a POG gysgt who turned down a 6 figure salary to do recruiting

Apparently

You don’t get to talk shit about pogs

😂

Fuckin POGs

His ass was voluntold to get that billet don’t let him lie to you

I forgot his MOS it was something in Aviation and I don’t wanna say the wrong thing so pog is the only term I remember for outside of grunts

Unless you're me, you a POG

But he was also one of those who were head strong on being moto and fitness

It’s good to be fit, moto dies along the way

your all POGs And I'm gonna fuck yo girl and make her cook me a steak While you watch

I missed one PT day because of a family situation he made me come in on a Saturday when every road was frozen and I was broke and on the fuel light in my truck. I had to drink my dip spit for gas money to get home

Just for me to sit in the RSS and start at parade rest with a dick up my ass basically

That is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard

And ive heard myself having sex

You don’t wanna hear me fucking after drinking a half gallon in one night

I never wanna hear you fuckin

Then those general orders. Fuck that

Dude

There’s 11 correct? so our recruiters decided to make a 12th

I gut dipspit like it’s nothing at work

@The Director Banned

I can gut straight original and stuff like that but I was dipping wintergreen

@Sam SimpChester Banned

And I also spit some Levi in it earlier

I eat, drink while dippin at work. It’s a tobacco free environment

I can't ban for that. I don't knlw what it is

Fuck you reeee

Levi Garrett chew

Everyone must prove they can drink dip spit or they’re a fed boi

Ah

@Sam SimpChester @The Director Banned for life

I’ll send a video of me downing this entire spitter. Fuck you.

I realized Levi is exactly southern pride

Id rather take the dick than see that

Mad you’d rather take the dick anyways

^

Peter puffer

I mean. You offering?

If you want dick mad just say you’re my cousin 🤣

Lemme snap you my magnum dong real quick

I just got that. Mad is short for Madison

Ha

I can’t spell that shit

I'm slow

Mines big enough to keep a woman faithful but small enough to keep me out of porn 😢

No it’s not

Your girlfriends in my deep freeze right now

And its not my real name obviously. My real name is Deshawn

What girlfriend? She wouldn’t let me join the party so I thre a rock at her and told her to get like a stray dog

Deshawn Kenneth Obigyway III

I heard the second was a real cockhead

@Sam SimpChester if youda hit her with the rock you coulda kept the important parts

Can I use the bodies of tyrants for my farm?

Gotta be productive

Yeah but its cool cuz he dead

Screws with the ph of the soil

Yeah no

But makes a great paste when ground up

Human bodies aren’t that good as fertilizer as is. Grind it up

Use it for industrial lube

Chicken shit is good also

And to paint the house

Paint the streets red

Blood makes for great pasta sauce

And for chummin

Shark bait

It makes a tasteful addition to any home

Offshore fishing is fun but never used live bait might work better

Nope

Or just bake it into a pie and feed it to the rest of the pd

Keep the live bait on the boat and use recently severed flesh as bait

Chum it up a bit

Not too much though don’t need meg comin

Shit in the bucket for flavor

Make a gravy and feed it to Britain fucked up government

She likes that

Wanna know how I got the name Bambi