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which personally i'm okay with

because if they use gloves and walk into my office and those gloves are contaminated

I’ve seen people take their gloves off and hold them before throwing them away

now they're contaminating everything in my office and i have to sterilize it for an hour

so i'd rather people just give the hand sanitizer thing i've put literally 1 foot from the entrance

but no people cant do that either

Do you sanitize the pump?

i fucking hate boomers

yes, i sanitize everything hands touch

Or is it automatic dispense

Ahhh okay

yesterday i just started locking the office

people can knock or call my phone if they need me lmao

fuck you, stay outside

Lol

one guy came in, then when i pointed at my own mask and said "hey you nee-" he just went "oh sorry" and covered his face with his shirt for 2 seconds then stopped and kept going

like, sir how the fuck are you in your 60s

saw one guy walk into the store today with no mask, despite the signs

the store has to be the highest-contact place in the entire park

it is just fucking *constant* like 30 people

Perks of working in an already socially distant environment

tru

Don’t have to deal with dumbasses

we're socially distant for about 6 months out of the year because who the fuck comes to a lake in the winter

That’s me pandemic or not 😂

truuu

Could be worse man

im less complaining about it and more just like

totally bewildered at the retardation i see day to day

Nah I get it lol gotta vent every now and then

in the 4 short months ive been here i've also grown a severe disliking for boaters

People with boats tend to be assholes

most entitled pricks i swear

i dealt with my first boat-karen a few days ago, that was a fun one

her boat was damaged 2 years ago by a different department and she's been having trouble since, but because she stores her boat in my lot, this is now all my fault

she threatened to get lawyers involved and when i told her thats her prerogative she told me i have bad customer service LOL

Every time i go fishing with some buds if we get the John boat we’ll always see some daddy’s money pricks in their big ass boats take forever to back up onto the ramp and I’ve see. People loose their trailers bc they’re retarded

I’ve seen*

HAHAH THE FUCKING TRAILERS DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

holy FUCK ive seen people hauling a 30' cruiser with their 2020 dualie silverado and just fucking

failing at backing up

how do you fail that hard when you have ***that much money*** invested specifically for the purpose of backing that boat into the water

Yeah it’s a sight to see lmao got the dualie blowin coal to be pricks than take forever to back up I’ve seen a dude park his shit right on the ramp

the truck is 75k, the boat is 100 at least, the trailer is like 10

my coworker said the best entertainment is grabbing a lawn chair and a 12 pack, going to the main launch ramp on the 4th of july and just sitting and watching

and having some beer

i think i might take him up on that

I saw a guy lose his trailer it came off the bumper the hitch and all and it just go straight into the lake

LOL

How do you suck that bad at life

NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO MY $5000 TRAILER NOOOOOO haha metal wheels go weeeeeeeee

To be fair I’ve also been on the other end where we were loading trays to take to the greenhouse to float and the trailer take the hitch and all and lose about a days worth of work but it was fun explaining that one

😂😂

my favorites are the people who have 20' pontoon boats and need us to launch them

bruh you could launch this with the jeep you brought up here but nah i'm charging you $30

some people are pretty awesome tho

boomers and retards aside, people tip super fucking well up here lmao

Not all are dicks

i got a $50 check in the mail as a tip, yesterday some guys stopped by and tipped my drivers $40 each, people bring big cases of fruit and water and shit up here

i've had people ask me if we need anything when they come down, to which i always answer produce and water

When I was 17 I had a guy give us a rack of beer he was leaving we were just goin and we were very pleased

i've been told they get more beer than they can drink delivered

this is my first season up here, i hope people bring low-carb beer otherwise i cant partake

Why’s that

keto

aaah

How’s that working for ya man?

pretty good. ran out of shit and had to cheat today but i'm going into town tomorrow. 23lbs lost so far, probably gained 1 today with my cheat so 22

How long you been on it for?

i've been doing it correctly for probably a hair over a month now

i was eating a lot of "0 net carb" bread for a while and just could not get my body to go into ketosis, come to find out it is not 0 net carb as advertised, it's more like 2

which doesnt sound like a lot, but when you have a limit of 20 it adds up super fast

last year i did a 1500 cal diet and dropped 30lbs, then did keto for 4 months and dropped 45lbs

Good shit man! Wow that’s actually great

then stopped keto and moved out here and put on 30 pounds, but now i'm almost down to the weight i moved here out

I’ve been maintaining for the past 6 months at 200, might wanna bulk after this

it's good progress but still not super close to my target weight

i started at 315, got to 245, am at 253 now from 275, the weight i'll go off keto and just do normal low-carb and exercise is probably going to be 180/190 pounds and then i'll do that until i'm 165ish, then i'm going to try to bulk up with muscle and hopefully, end at 185 or so

probably 2-3 years in total for all of that to happen

i'm hoping to be 200 by the end of the year

i've got 7 and a half months to do it, so that should be easy

and then i think as a permanent eating change i'm just going to do low-carb. we eat waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many carbs.

Just keep going and don’t freak out over small things, make sure it’s possible to keep doing this for the next 7 months

100-125 carbs a day as opposed to, IIRC, the typical american male eats like 300/day

oh it is, a good friend of mine from KC has been on keto for 6 years

he was almost 500lbs and is now in the low 300s, which he's 6'10 so

the biggest thing for me is plateaus, they're really common on keto and if you don't keep your head in the game it's really easy to psych yourself out and give up

keto weight loss is fucking weird. when i did normal diet/exercise a few years ago i dropped 30lbs but i did so at a very consistent rate. keto is like, you can drop 10lbs in a week but then you won't lose anything for another week, then you'll go 3lbs in a week and then 5 and then nothing, and it's just a similar cycle to that

with keto gaining steam in the past year, a lot of companies now are making low carb snacks and shit and that makes it a sight easier to give in to cravings and stay on top of the diet. i can eat 2 pints of triple chocolate ice cream that's better than blue bell and not be out of my carb limit for the day

so now whenever i take a cheat out of cravings(instead of today where i didnt really have a choice because i ran out of shit) i cheat with things that are really good but still relatively low-carb so i don't throw my ketosis out of whack

Henlo all

Good morning Kings

Mornin kings

Imagine not making time in your day to better yourself before or after work/ obligations

King tip of the day: stop wasting your life asleep, if you’re fat, stop being fucking fat and give a damn about yourself, and the people around you. if you wanna learn a new skill or better your skills, fucking do it than pussy

Morning you glorious Bastards

Is there a :olb:oogie navy yet?

We need to.make one

Id like to see that. Im picturing speed boats with a flotilla of fat men floting down a river on rubber tubes beer in one hand and my are