Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 14]

Che gueverra type shit

Yeah, a red star... dafuq

No no no hold on.

Undercover KGB, lol

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I'm just going to ask and quit being fucki g weird about this.

Going to see if he will show me.

Lmao okay

I feel weird trying to ninja around the house.

I'm not very stealthy.

And it just feels weird...

Ninja in a 1100 SQFT apartment.

I'm pissed I never got a blue beret. But I guess they didn't want us looking like the UN or Spetznas, lol

I hear sparrow has a blue helmet

...

Pfft, I hate the UN brother.

I would never own a blue helmet.

I don't really even like Blue. But a nice sky blue beret would look nice.

Look, I wanna feel special damnit.

There were 6 of us in the entire damn brigade at the time. We deserve to be special.

Sounds like some thought the 6 of you were

It's a joke though, it's best we don't stand out actually.

I have a Prussian Eagle for that.

I prefer the subtle nature of a 300lb naked man running full tilt with an axe and an erection

Peak subtlty

While screaming

+5 to stealth

Never see it cuming

Or live to regret having seen it

Yeah hold up. JROTC snob and I are in the store. He is making fun of me for not knowing military shit. 🤦‍♂️

Who cut my mans hair

I feel so little right now.

Tell him his glasses make him look like a nerd.

Fuckin' nerd.

Nerd

A bowl

Make fun of him for not knowing what the inside of a pussy feels like

it aint just the glasses

JROTC kids are the worst.

As a jrotc soldier defender of our freedom he should be in grooming standards 24/7

That all the hair he's ever had

If his balls ever drop and he decides to enlist. Make sure he knows not to let anyone, and I mean ANYONE know he was in JROTC when he goes through basic.

He needs a fuckin shave

Make sure he tells the recruiter tho

JROTC be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoogkKSFES0

Make sure he hear that as "tell your di on day one"

Or better yet, tell him to tell his Drill Sergeants that he knows everything already and that he can just skip basic.

No fr

Jrotc kids get E2

Im worried im gonna hurt him

If they did 2+ years of JROTC

Yeah they’re our protectors after all

It's worth the promotion. But after the recruiters do the paperwork, you never say anything about it again

Here comes the Chair Force to put in his comfy 2 cents.

Lmfao

I haven’t even read anything

LOL

I’m just here to ask all you a favor

"sir i was in JROTC i dont need to be here"

Hahaha, what's that?

Check out the post I just put in the artwork channel

It's hideous, it's bad and you should feel bad.

no

@Anonymoose brother

My gf made a page on Facebook. Maybe if you guys can get her a bunch of likes and shares I’ll get laid

i'm never going into the artwork channel again

Lmao

Go ahead

Drag me

I'll go take a look.

Not you

Anonymooses jrotc hero brother

Ohhh lmao

I only saw the meme

Not the poster

I'm gonna tell her that you sent me because you were too afraid to tell her it sucks

Lmfao

😂😂😂

Yea she would kick my ass and she’s only like 5’3”

Women be dangerous

Or maybe I'll say "At least you can stay in between the lines, your BF seems to have a hard time with that when we're drunk on the road."

Lmao

Ohhh boy don’t say that

Okay red star isn't his unit.

I told the wife to like it so at least one woman gives a like

Lol no drinking for me

I asked him he said that was something else.

Uh oh

He did go through Ranger school said that he has both because the red one was from when he was just airborn

They took it off him when he graduated and put on the black one.

He was kinda lowkey pissed because I women him up from a good nap.

That still doesn’t add up

You don’t get a new beret for graduating ranger school

Do you mean RASP/ RIP

Okay guys, I'm taking community votes. What should I say on the art facebook post?

If he went through RIP and graduated at that time he would of had a black beret

Alright fuck all this. Moose get his s s number. We can find out

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