Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 31]

Here. This is /ourplace/

That looks scary af. Like a henchman island

And lo, as he doth stroketh upon his girthsome member, firing wildly into the hull of the invading coast guard ships, sinking all save one

it's also right next to russian territory

Im bout it bout it tho

Sparrow and I will handle the Russian visitors

We declare **That** an autonomous zone

I got the treaty writing

if we bring some vodka and convert some cash into roubles I think we can get ourselves both a navy and airforce

I will seduce the sailor men

Make china **our** bitch

I'm gonna pass. On a count of beer runs would be a mother fucker

Works out because we’re bothering nobody and nobody would care anyway

I DECLARE HONG KONG AN AUTONOMOUS ZONE

So I negotiate a killer deal with Germany in exchange for hundreds of gallons of bambi seed

Why does Germany have his seed

China could invade and use their army as mortar rounds and wave rush the mainland until we ran out of ammo and win with bayonets

They have beer to trade FOR his seed

Why do they want his seed

Which they greatly desire

For breeding more bambi.

German bambi

Das bambi ist God in Deutschland

@Vøødøø we will burrow beneath the tundra and wait them out

Was ist das Scheiß

Or hear me out

We invade China

By ourselves

Im in

and we win

Of course! Genius!!!

Why has no one tried this???

> We invade China @Serontus You can’t invade China. There would be a person behind every blade of grass

And broken bottle

Wo sind deine Gedanken?

And other guy

@Dean Winchester take that to the non-English channel lmao

Hahaha just got the other guy comment. Mildly autistic, my b

Awww but Du hast zuerst Deutsch gesprochen

Damn. Thought someone else spoke German

Du hast maish?

Haha

Well. I don't really speak German. I just know a couple of words. I picked up while I was in Germany

I feel the need to fire off some knuckle children after the whole discussion on establishing our own nation lmao

That's true passion right there

I literally fucking cannot @that like I'm seizing rn

Wie gehts?

Hallo

I admit it's been awhile but I can speak a little German

Same

Bonjour. Or as it translates: " we surrender"

Again

Ein bier bitte

Learn that and you're golden in Germany.

I asked a hispanic co worker to teach me a sentence that could either get me shot or laid my saying it. Tu queries mi pija en tu culo? No idea if thats spelled right but I know how to say it, lol

Can I stick my penis in your ass? Hahaha

Yep lol

I've been brushing up on my spanish too. It feels good getting that right without having to look it up

Wo ist der V.C

Wie geht es ihnen

You don't see it?

Nein, aber deine kopf ist schmutzig so

(no, but your head is dirty like that *relating to the V.C* )

I haven't studied since 2016 so it's probably broken

My German is all from the 90s. So I understand

I used to study latin but quit after several instances of having horrendous night terrors after pacticing it

I was learning German when spice Girls were popular

Oh shit you old

@Cannibal1-1 all those Latin speaking ghost tryna tell you shit prob

Not really man. Yall just young af

Mebbeh

Although I'm probably older than you expect

I'm in my early thirties

Latin is just fun because you can either confuse or terrify 90% of people by asking how they are

I forget the exact year because what's the fuckin point anymore

Jokes

I'm around 5 years younger roughly

You're adulting. That counts

I remember the Spice Girls sadly

Spice Girls in Europe was worse. I had fun tho.

https://twitter.com/danli_wang/status/1270917704279441408?s=21

I tried sounding out a sentence in latin again and a pair of headphones flew off my shelf

Communists attempting takeover in Seattle?

In my neighborhood roughly

That's pretty neat.

> I remember the Spice Girls sadly @Remnant fap material

I have never fapped to them thank you very much

Spice Girls was fap material

Them commies better not start expanding, I don't wanna go up there for containment because the fuckin mayor is making the cops roll over for 'em

Only one thing left to do. Advertise a better place for them to visit. I hear Nevada is open

Get the bois and create a zone around their zone to stop the evil spread

Contain the cancer before it infects more areas

A modern day Alesia

Oh jesus they are whistling again

Communist invasion!!! Oh wait that’s just Seattle

Seattle has been a commie stronghold for awhile now.

Portland is pretty bad to from what I have heard

Nazis and KKK are starting to openly counter-protest. Friendly reminder that there are still achievements up for grabs