Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 26]

@Sparrow. Does this mean you need birb emotes

:birdamaze:

Oop phone die now

I would.. but I don't use emotes often

You've finally rid of me

And I don't have nitro

And Dean, no the Italian did not.

:birdconfuse:

It tasted great though

Bambi 1 to bird 1 how Copy

This is Birb, lima charlie.

Bird confirmed

Nice. That's all that matters I guess

Benzo to daddy, do you copy?

So apparently I need to stop buying women drinks at the bars that aren’t even open

Judging from this text I just got

My ol lady can make an argument from scratch

Lima Charlie hot stuff

Explain Dean

Women are experts at that

^

Quiet. Then bam. Arguing.

Man

Im so familiar with this

It’s starts off as remember that time

This is why IM SO DONE DATING WOMEN

Dating men is better there’s no social pressure to not just square up on some bullshit

We're such bitches

I can fight a dude without people sayin xyz

This is why I only date giraffes

With women it’s different

LMFAOOOO now this is a relationship dynamic I did not think about in the Bi/gay community. The good ole fashion throwdown

Yo dating women suuuucks. But I do it anyways.

I’m telling you bro

My ex also argued with me about sleeping with her cousin 🤣

Being bi sounds like a super power. I really envy it

Did you sleep with her cousin?

Women be like: 8/10 would smash 2/10 communication skills 3/10 culinary skills 1/10 attitude 1/10 personality after the first week

It is for sure lmfao.

Yes 🤣

@Dean Winchester Never to late to suck a dick

^

Or get your dick sucked, than it’s not gay.

*Counts on fingers how many days it's been.*

No offense but, no man. Hard no

Remember to keep your socks on and it’s not gay

^

Fact

I aint gay but a hummers a hummer

> *Counts on fingers how many days it's been.* @Sparrow Wow.. You're at days? Try months

Oh lord

Bambo will buy you a BRDM-2

I’d suck a dick for a million dollars. You can call me whatever you want but you can’t call me broke

Yo I'd suck 100 dicks for an armored vehicle

They’re cheap holy duck lmfao

You just gay

🤣

13k for a BRDM2

Would you rather just 100 dicks or one dick a 100 times

@The Director lmfao thats money I dont have to spend.

Bruh

just uh pm me rq

> Would you rather just 100 dicks or one dick a 100 times @Sam SimpChester Truly the test of whether they're worth your time

@The Director 😂😂😂

This is one of the best chats in a while

Who in here’s sucked a dick before

> This is one of the best chats in a while @Sam SimpChester you're welcome

@countrygirl s m i l e

> Women be like: > 8/10 would smash > 2/10 communication skills > 3/10 culinary skills > 1/10 attitude > 1/10 personality after the first week @FuckinFuckREEEEEEEEEE I was counting days because of this

LMFAO

We arent dating. It doesn't count

Me on dick 37/100 waiting for the Ferret to show up

poor #🚽off-topic chat, desperately wants people to talk about sucking dick but remains forever alone

I can’t be the only one

They’re weird down there.

True

I've never sucked a dick before. I tried to suck mine before 🤷‍♂️

All guys have

@Dean Winchester We've all tried

If I could suck my own dick I’d stay single

People only use that chat to check their rank

!rank

I’ve sucked a dick before, never again

Ah slowly and steadily

Okay... so as long as we're not dating, the personality keep up?

!rank

Dude guys are gross, Fuck that

Damnit. Can we have Tatsumaki bot

Like when did they shower, this morning, yesterday, last month?

Exactly I’ll stick to my knob being slobbed

I'll trump the whole fucking server with my global rank

If you think guys are gross, you've never been in a woman's bathroom.

^ women poop

They do, it's disgusting.

DONT BLASPHEMIZE WOMEN LIKE THAT

Women need like 27 girls to go piss 🤣

@Sparrow are u kidding. @FuckinFuckREEEEEEEEEE personality change hourly