Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 33]

Get a dog. Takek it from a married man with two toddlers. Get a dog.

What’s wrong with too much plowing the fields. It ain’t hard work but it’s honest work

They make you think it's all a support based system but it's really getting bitched at for not putting the bread away and other small things

Don’t make me put my overalls on

With my cowboy hat

Fuck relationships get a farm

Shit do what I did in high school and make em pay your gas 🤣

I’d rather get bitched at by one woman for the rest of my life than multiple

It’s like farming but not

The blaze of glory doesn't like couples man

She only bitches when she breathes remember that

And the real reason is women havent been taught that they are worth more than a pump and dump. You need to find a real woman that understands having a pussy doesnt entitle her to anything. But they are few and far between brother

> I’d rather get bitched at by one woman for the rest of my life than multiple @Serontus it's one woman with multiple personalitys and they're all bitches

I’m hanging up the coat man I’m done with one night stands with women from tinder

I’ll let love find me

You'll find one eventually

@Dean Winchester that’s the best ones cause you fuck a different one every week

I have faith in you, you filthy hethen

@Serontus I said that once and I still got tinder downloaded

Idk man it’s just not like rewarding anymore it’s not cool

Speaking of which let me go find some young recruits

I want someone to actually give a fuck about me

Real women are working somewhere. They're not on tinder. They're at their jobs

Ain’t that the truth

So go to work places and show her a dick Pic irl

I can be woman enough for you @Serontus 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ll drink about 7 cases and start bitching about how you keep dirtying dishes

> I want someone to actually give a fuck about me @Serontus man. I give a fuck about you. Js.

I just want a woman who can out drink me

Give me something to work for 🤣

Go to bourbon street when georgia plays lsu at home.

Get a pet, they are more loyal and better at conversating

I can’t do that I’m a natural born LA boi and I support bama

I’ll get domed

That's why women can't outdrink you. They're up there getting roofied

Shhhhhhh you’re disclosing my secrets 🤣

Oof

Tattoo a *symbol* on that back to raise awareness for the next man

Also my first warning I feel like a bad boiiiiii

Imagine not knocking your date for the night out with one solid punch like a real knight of old

Wait we’re supposed to knock em out?

"I ain't saying it was right... But it worked"- Theo Vonn

So does hey bitch wanna join the cool cats work for a recruitment slogan?

Yes

For people reading and not catching the clear and obvious joke. Rape is wrong. Roofies are bad.

^

Well... Roofies are inherently bad. I wish someone would roofie me so I can get some fuckin sleep

Rapist get put in the arena as wel

I second that notion Dean

Let’s roofie each other

The arena would be lit. It would stimulate the economy and take care of inhumans

Doesn’t take much money to run. Not like we’re feeding anything we put in there

Communist come in all weak and shit because they BEEN not eating

Chicken wire but with hot wires running through it

Communist can go to the potato’s farms

Get some use out of em

That's mad ironic

No, commies get stacked like sacks of fertilizer

We’ll have different waves

the slow ones are good fertaliser

the fit ones are good workers

Fed the young ones enough to when the oldies get useless

utilize what you have

^ this one is my second in command of the arena

Got a good head on his shoulders. Gonna buy him a Gucci brain bucket

Burn them and salt the ash, leave nothing

I'm an oppertunistic pragmatist.

But yours shall come off the first fed we liberate cause Gucci shit is pricy so what better than a hand me down 🤣

Has anyone heard of the Hells Angles going to Seattle?

What’s going on in Seattle

The occupation of downtown

Occupation everywhere and I’m just tryna cook a gravy tomorrow and drink a little beer in my daisy dukes of freedom

Feelz

Come to Louisiana we got good times and skeeters 🦟

Didn’t even know iPhones picked up skeeters for an emoji. They’re learning our lingo

If there's a Skeeter on your Peter ____

Wack it off

Got suspended in first grade cause my brother taught me that song

Teachers didn’t like it too much

Some of the things my papa taught me was just bullshit that he came up with. Other things everyone seems to know. I just have to keep throwing it out there to find out the difference

So I won’t be able to provide fireworks during our Fourth of July party but I can bring beer if that counts

If you can find something I don’t know I’ll down a beer for it

Sounds fun

Might as well make getting drunk funner than me drinking alone

Sounds like a plan

Also y’all should know I love y’all because I ditch my music to text here

I don't know rather to scratch my watch or ______

Also dean I’m probably going to Pensacola June 26-28th if you wanna schedule a meet up if you’re around the area we can pm about it more and I don’t know that one so I’m downing a beer

Let me finish this one brew and I’ll be downing the next one

Wind my ass

Is that another one cause it’s strange you found two back to back idk

Ima down one for those two cause I’m not tryna run outta beer 🤣

Naw. I was finishing the first one

Took me a second to figure it out swapped the words around

And Pensacola is a 5 hour trip for me. I'm already taking a trip this month to north Carolina. I don't think I can afford it

Damn. Well we’ll have to plan something in the future cause I’ll be out there a lot cause it’s fun going to the naval base and doing they’re flight sims drunk as hell 🤣 broke em the last time I did it

5 hours is not what I was expecting when I looked it up. The NC trip os only like 7 hours and that's 3 states away

oh here's cannibal with the "i want to kill people for wrongthink but dont worry im pro-liberty" shit