Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 35]

But you can find duck and pheasant at stores. Never seen geese:emoji_10:

Yeah, duck and pheasant are actually palatable meats for most people

Goose is a very, special case

What can't be solved by slowcooking and sauce? I think ive stumbled onto an untapped food supply

Yes and no

ive seen video of people hunting them out west in the masses

but I cant imagine they eat all of them

5 freezers full of goose later

They are also mean little assholes so raising them is much more "challenging" then chickens and ducks

Fucking Canadian geese and the migratory bird act

Then how did "Your goose is cooked" become an idiom :emoji_10:

We should be able to hunt them in the suburbs

God damned government. I knew they fucked up my food too

Beef is increasing in price Geese tho....

TELL me I need grade A beef but wont let me have no damn goose

They're everywhere around here. Herds of geese attacking cars and shitting on stuff

They don't migrate anymore because the ponds here are warm from cooling electrical infrastructure

Hjonk on them

> They are also mean little assholes so raising them is much more "challenging" then chickens and ducks @Cannibal1-1 I'm sure a few generations of being raised to be slaughtered and consumed will calm them right the fuck down. Worked on chickens

Geese are apex predators. Idgaf who asks.

Thats it. Im gonna raise geese. And figure out a way to make them edible and appetizing. In the mean time I'll have the joy of killing dozens or even hundreds of the noisy little pricks

@Thecoolnerd98 try to cook goose and goose cooks you

Raise attack geese

666 recovered COINCIDENCE. I THINK NOT

Get 10k geese and you can take america. Idgaf how many guns you have they'll eat your goddamn bullets and spit them back

> Raise attack geese @Remnant YES! AND I WILL RULE THEM ALL!!

we used to have a couple pair of geese

those bastards were mean

Geese are mean snake birds

Cobra chicken

we hatched them from eggs and they hated us

mean cobra chickens

*GOD HAS LEFT THE CHAT*

Hmmmmm innate hatred for humanity, maybe we shouldn't raise an army of them

But we eat them.

When the burglar breaks in and sees your flock of attack geese :ducking: :ducking: :ducking: :ducking: :ducking: :ducking: Oh Neptune

Before they take over society

Maybe they just want pats. Have we tried petting the bastards? Works on cats

Mostly

Sometimes

Occasionally

So uh im spending the entire day clicking sign. On over 200 tasks.

Fml

Cats have been domesticated though, I doubt even the most sophisticated society before our time could domesticate such a force of pure evil

Semi domesticated

Ok maybe they've domesticated us

So t mobile, sprint and Verizon went down across have the US today.

Yeah. But porn was still accessible so no one noticed

That's how I found out. Pornhub ad

Lmao

When ain't even enlisted yet but they done gone and lost all proof of your existence :emoji_19:

Recruiters are idiots

No, this wasn't just one, this was four, one from each branch, they called each other looking for it and they still couldn't find it

> No, this wasn't just one, this was four, one from each branch, they called each other looking for it and they still couldn't find it @Cannibal1-1 I knew a kid who's recruiter accidently signed his mother up for the special forces program instead of him. Basically the test before they let you be a battle field airman in basic.

> @Cannibal1-1 > I knew a kid who's recruiter accidently signed his mother up for the special forces program instead of him. Basically the test before they let you be a battle field airman in basic. @Thecoolnerd98 she also lost his paperwork multiple times. Mine was really good

I already had low expectations but jesus that lowered the bar

Jello bolks

>*me waiting on the bikers to get to the chaz*

Those bikers wont do shit.

Likely

Loud motorcycles may scare some. But there are actual leftist militias there. Not every leftist is a pansy. Some are actually very well trained

Are streams even active

The armed guards are who I’m expecting to fuck up and start something

Dude they would start beating people and someone else would lay fire down gurrantee

Somehow I doubt any biker will show up

It’s problematic because once a fight breaks out inner city gangs will show up. More bikers show up. The police and natty show up

I mean again...literally no citizen, or even really the police, has any legal reason to use force against those people

But they're commie scum

Right and wrong. That’s why people are both advocating and condemning it. The commies are doing bad things. Extorting and beating people also. Being commies taking over a city too

No they are not.

They are literally fucking not

I read somewhere that the police went in to check on the station and nobody stopped them. Lol

All the evidence shows they're pretty much just peacefully dicking around

That was genuinely a lie that the police department made up, and then later retracted. Fox has been caught doctoring footage to make them look bad

I'll admit they aren't doing anything overtly agressive, but that's how commies win, vie subversion

We get it, you hate commies. That’s not even fucking relevant.

Everybody but commies hate commies

Although to be fair even commies sometimes hate other commies

It is when you think about it, who in the world would benefit the most from the US being disarmed and socially neutered?

I really fucking hate commies, but I also try to look at stuff like this with some critical thought and analyze sources

> It is when you think about it, who in the world would benefit the most from the US being disarmed and socially neutered? @Cannibal1-1 the fuck does that have to do with CHAZ?

I was trying to open up a broader point of view on the current us political landscape

The PD literally made that up and then retracted that statement @Vøødøø

Are there people actively trying to grab power and turn the country into more of an authoritarian state? Yeah probably. Are the kids in CHAZ doing anything but spraying cool art on walls and trying to grow crops? A couple sourceless tweets say so but have been largely debunked.

There was never any extortion. There is no “Chaz” police. No ones rights are being infringed upon. Stop making up

Damn commies

I gotta say, I'm still rooting for CHAZ to work out. As long as the folks inside are allowed to leave as they please I don't see a problem

I've kinda noticed something funny. If they were a bunch of ancaps, we'd probably be cheering them on.

I honestly wish I could go. I'd turn it into ancapistan quick

I honestly couldn’t find any proof that what @Crye Salesman said isn’t true so I’ll believe it because I couldn’t find any concrete evidence of it happening either

Look. If we can show a less militarized or small police force is all that's needed. Then we win. We show we dont need such a goverment shoving their hands down our throats

Nah, I'd still make fun of them and call them fucking assholes for doing it in a city

> Nah, I'd still make fun of them and call them fucking assholes for doing it in a city @Cannibal1-1 what's wrong with cities? I like cities

Here's hoping it changes something with the police. So far we've just seen a few departments give half hearted promises, pretending they actually care.

The fact that they are inevitably gonna start bothering people in an area that densely populated

"Oh yes we see the error of our ways. From now on, we're going to scold officers slightly more for torturing children to death in the streets"