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Abram

Except small pebble in tracks and lack of proper lubricants

Imagine that old movie KillDozer where it gets possed by a demon, but it's an abrams with a full combat load

i'd pay money to watch that

hmm

Real money. Not the stuff I call" money"

Bottle caps?

Pocket lint and dead skin

absorb every abrams before you

And become **TANKMAN**

We should automate the Abrams and stick an AI in it

if you RPG me down i will become more powerful than you could ever imagine

uberAbrams

nananananananaTANKMAN

sponsored by Skynet

Reminds me of goldmember peeling off big pieces of dead skin

Literally have movies about why thats a BaD idea@Cannibal1-1

dude holy fuck imagine if some guy went on uber with a decommissioned tank

No, you just gotta lube it's tracks for it and be nice so it doesn't get murdery, just like normal tankers

They did that

@Bender id tip 20%

my uber driver tried to sell me weed is that the same

@Bender

i'd tip 100% dude that would be so goddamn based

https://youtu.be/FBFtmYH_XzU

How are my community of goons doing on this fine day.

ABRAMS

TANK

@Bender someone did that

We have decided that eating a tank crew is the way to go

Oh?

That's a bit.... cannibalistic.

For the power.

To defeat the Abrams follow it with a sniper and harrass it so they can't open the hatches

And the glory

Is this like the native idea of if we eat their hearts we gain their strengths and honor?

Yes

Exactly

But TANK

this guy gets it

wait

Yes. But with tank@Cannibal1-1

what if you eat an F18

Wait if you paintball the cameras so they can’t see where they shootings

Now thats just ridiculous @Bender

Windows too

gentlemen, i have found our god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKaQZUZ2Ek

They would open a hatch and peak out

Poser. He eats a metal capsule of car material. You have given us a false GOD @Bender

Lies, all lies

he's eating more cars than you @John Public

Burm him and his car of **LIES**

You have no evidence to base that claim on sir

can you prove you have eaten more cars than him

no answer, i rest my case

I've eaten more cat, does that count?

Dress up as woman and walk infront of tank. The soldiers will open the hatch to wolf whistle, this will give you an opportunity to walk behind them give them ultra wedgies. Once this incapacitates them you will have captures a tank, Quest Complete.

I have proven he eats no cars. I need not stoop to the level of mere mortals. I am Madison. I have spoken. At great length and with much flourish. And a massive over use of the English language that both irritates and enthralles all whom so ever happens upon my lengthy and voluminous texts and stories and ideas and general knowledge sharts

get infront of a tank and before it kills you, scream "WAIT DON'T SHOOT I KNOW JOE" when they reply "who's joe" you know what to do

warning, destruction on that level could render the entire surrounding area as uninhabitable for thousands of years

I don't get that one

But hopefully they reenact that battle from Desert Storm where a dude with an RPG ate a 120 heat about 15 feet from the muzzle

Thats what she said?

Acquire a psyker, make it make the soldiers in each tank to see the supporting infantry and other tanks as enemies attacking it. In the ensuing unknown friendly fire hide in foxhole.

So, dose them n bad trip their ass

That sounds lik funny shitshow

Im a little dissapointed that no-one seems to have shown interest in my wicked cool and based idea to consolidate executive branch security forces. I figured that would have been more popular. *jerks*

Prepare dynamite in lodbearing Collumns of bridge, wait for tank formation to go on it. Push Wild West dynamite explosion box to trigger it.

Detonator*

TNT ain't shit nowadays

Privitize the military, abolish the police, live under constant corporate marshal law

Nah, I'll fight a mofo for my shit, n freedom

Become a cyberpunk freedom fighter, get cybernetic augments after the war, become famous

Start your own pmc, get cash

Calm down there raiden, 🤣

My end goal is a lil compound for my close network of ppl in middle of the woods,

Have relations with tank personells wives while they are overseas

That souldnt conflict with his plans in the least lol

*laughs in immortal artificle existence*

Immortality is boring cuz u will see everything, unless u plan on be in war for the rest of life

Bruh if shit gets boring just go in stasis until shit is fun again

Exactly

It's a never ending buisness

Like if nothings happening just stasis for 3k years so you can have fun the the wasteland tech barbarians after cyberpunk civvie ends

Be like the reapers from Mass Effect but for corporations and gov't

Instead of all life

Be in statis until Civ collapse, wake up, make lazer space stations. Whenever someone declares themselves king warlord dictator or whatever they get lazered from space

Go into stasis again

But don’t forget to make the stations self repairing and refueling

Then wake up ina few k to see the effects

All the pages get zucced overnight? Just checkedcmy feed, easily three-quarters of the subzero structural engineering enthusiast groups have disappeared

Did all the pages get zucced....

Or did you get zucced.

Dun dun DUNNNNN