Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 35]

Hers was to the side as well

@Sparrow look im just saying, we need a billionaire

I was js

Agreed.

a billionaire to buy an island

thats all we fucking need

Fuck everything about an island

no fuck that, we need a billionaire to buy an island and we settle it

Let's reach out to Soros, tell him we'll be the new Antifa, we just need to build up. And then never do it.

dude the answer is right in front of you

Lmaoo

HE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE AND YOU DONT SEE HIM

*ELON*

Elon isn't that based.

We Should just build on the moon

Cool guy, but that's not his way.

Now... that, Elon might fund.

elon is based as fuck

Fucking KFC's gaming channel released a model of their own gaming console, it's shaped like a fill up bucket, I'm done

lol

So, gaming console options are, Mini Fridge, Wifi Router, and KFC Fill Up Bucket for this year

im just saying when the shit hits the fan and you guys need a place to bug out to, come to me

I'll just stick with my PC, like usual.

we'll all commandeer a bunch of luxury houseboats and fit homemade black powder cannons on them

Okay.. for real, how about all those billionaires' yachts? We can just get an old dingy and become pirates and take one.

or that, we could do that

Now, how we'll fuel it and get food, who knows.

But we can commandere one easy.

food is easy

just bring tendies

And how long will those tendies last us? A week or two?

i think you seriously underestimate a yachts tendie storage capacity, my friend

And will we have to fight off Coast Guard?

fuck puddle jumpers

Pfft, puddle pirates vs 16 pound homemade naval artilary

okay let's think about this seriously for a second

I know we all make fun of puddle pirates because the majority of them are a joke. But they have some serious boarding teams.

https://robbreport.com/motors/marine/the-new-icon-280-has-the-largest-interior-of-any-276-foot-megayacht-2854450/

10,000 square feet, okay

That's bigger than we'd ever even need

that just means more tendie storage

Wait, what about one of those solar powered yachts?

Honestly, I'm saying weld random door shut so the ship is like a maze

Though the inside of that thing is beautiful.

okay so

1 tendie, assuming 6 inches by 1.5 inches

takes up 0.06 square feet

that thing has 10,000 square feet

let's assume we use 1/3 of that 10,000 square feet for tendie storage

we could store 55,550 tendies

The MV Brigitte Bardot, formerly MV Gojira, currently in service of the Sea Shepard organization

now assuming 1 man eats say

20 tendies a day

you have enough tendies on that boat for 1 man for 2,777 days

Get a flotilla of these. https://robbreport.com/motors/marine/numarine-launches-three-26xp-expedition-yachts-2926325/

so for 50 men, you would have enough tendies for almost 2 months

My baby Brigitte is faster

tendie math bro

Fallout was wrong. Tendies are the real currency of the apocalypse.

OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE HUNNY MUSSY

Okay... so... this wouldn't be fast by any means.... but we could literally live on this thing. https://robbreport.com/motors/marine/alva-yachts-eco-catamaran-luxury-floating-villas-2924001/

One does not simply live on one dip.

this man speaks the truth

okay, hunny mussy, ketchie, and ranch

enough variety for you?

For a 114' vessle she crews max at 16 and has made more than a couple trips around the globe

And she cruises comfortably at 22 knots

why do boats always use knots and not mph

@Bender you listed my three go-to tendie dips. I'm sold.

That's like 30 mph or there abouts

Yeah, those are my three favorite.

so it's settled then

Hunny mussy> ranch> cat soup

do we have any metalworkers? we'll need someone to make cannons

It ain't zooming but it's way faster than that damn floating palace you reccomended

I used to be a welder.

But we can use some heavy duty pipe.

Making a cannon is easy

Us on our new modern yachts, with rusty ass iron pipe fitting cannons.

Give us yer' booty!

Arrrrg theee booty it is

and then for naval batteries, just weld a bunch of .40 problem solvers together

I know the home port of the Brigitte I'm tempted to go snatch her up from the damn eco-terrorists she belongs to

Wait guys... we don't even need metal cannons.

We can use air-pressurized PVC cannons

yeah but metal cannons are gonna have more power

But we're eco-friendly pirates.

we're driving a megayacht

I’m down. Just tell me where to be and when. I’ll be there

A solar powered Megayacht

In that case why not get an old Japanese whaler and call it a day

u rite

Now we just need to become sailors

We just need one guy that knows what he's doing.

The rest will learn

Question. How did we move on from the Supreme Court has denied our last legal recourse at defending the 2a?

There's only one solution.