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Anyone pin the TC3-AC in this discord yet?

Wait the what

I’m interested

TCCC is my religion

TC3 for All Combatants. It’s what we replaced CLS with starting last summer.

Hell yeah

Let me get my link for you.

https://www.naemt.org/education/naemt-tccc/tccc-ac-guidelines-and-curriculum

PowerPoints, practicals, instructors guide is all there.

Ah Nevermind. I told people to get “Deployed Medicine”

I would already have all of that, but I currently don’t have access to my laptop. If I did, everyone would have TC3.

That’s what we switched to last year from good ol CLS. It really ain’t too far off from it either.

I like it.

My dog hurt a frog

I’m finna cut the frog open

Oh god

Patient has some sort of pneumo or hemothorax

Popped the bubble that formed on the frogs back, no blood. Pneumothorax

Unable to make a occlusive dressing due to the small size of the frog.

Patient will probably perish.

Chunked patient into water

Recovered patient from water

Patient is fucked

Time of getting rekt: 2038

Didn't even check for pulse and blood pressure.

Blood pressure: negative

Pulse: zero lmao

He croaked

He jumped into the tree in the sky

@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/ i broke a rib at work and now im laughing at your frog assessment you asshole lol fucccck

Glad to help lmao

RIP frogger. Viking burial

I just threw it back in the pond oof

Just like bin laden. Fuck em

I legit just took a knife, popped that nibba, and then said fuck no occlusive dressing

Not sure that’ll hold up in the court martial chief

(Almost) Cadaver lab

Close enough

I’ll go ahead and leave

don’t want court martial

No body No case

body is gone

🤘

I have disposed of the body

I’m not certified in a damn thing, just learned a fucking lot.

Damn dude, I’m impressed at your knowledge for not being school trained, honestly

Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.

You know way more than me.

Been around paramedics and shit and have been talking to an 18D.

Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there

I think CPR is the only cert I have.

Yeah 18Ds are godsend

SOCM is legit 36 weeks long just for medical

Find an SFIDC and chat them up

They even have a basis in veterinary and public sanitation

And dental

Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao

And I use CLS very lightly.

Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂

Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd

I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.

Yeah, they’re supposed to cert you there.

I was out at the range doing shit and preparing classes to teach. And platoon daddy was like, "Hey, go in the tend. They're teaching CLS"

And I walked out and he's like, "You were at the class, you're certified."

Shit, I wasn't gonna argue.

yeah CLS in the military is inconsistent bc it’s usually unit ran

Sounds fuckish

Well I was the ahhh- SeNiOr SpEcIaLiSt

So obviously, I already knew, right?

Sureeee

The old man always knows

Combat Life Saving I'm guessing?

Best part. I was only fuckin' 21 XD

Yeah, exactly.

CLS is Combat Life Saver

Hahaha

I mean I’ve met gunnies that didn’t know what a PEQ was. Rank is literally meaningless

I’m aware

True...

Even as a Specialist, I was THE weapons guys in my company at the time. And I wasn't even an armorer.

They didn't wanna send me to school because I didn't have enough time left with the unit.

So they fucked over some other poor bastard.

Which was fine with me.

But anyways, back to medical shit.

I literally learned nothing.

I only know what I've seen being done and from small BS first aid classes.

#WeDontHaveThatToolSgt,JustUseAHammer

Don't have a hammer? Here's a rock.

No like the entire regimental armory doesn’t have a castle nut tool. Just a hammer, a punch and a flathead for that

Oh boy...

Use a rock or something

What unit was this?

Then again... Armorers aren't rated to fix that I think... that stuff goes to small arms repair guys.

I legit haven’t been to any classes what so fucking ever

We good m8

any questions?

Got sent to CLS and then that pig course where they shoot the pigs and stuff and you gotta save em

Ohhhh

Yeah that