Citizens Liberty Organization / 🌎 Global Channels / 📜member-chat [part 34]

Yall gonna scare away the only member that's keeping this from being a full on sausage party because she said one dumb thing. Hell most of us same dumb shit in here.

Jody probably got on a paper cut and she put a tampon on top of it

I’ll find it for you @Potatoes O'Reilly

Tons of women in here

Well not tons

Atleast 3

Who gives a shit?

Exactly. They keep getting ran offt

> They still typing away like the keyboard warriors they are how funny @littlebitt08 takes one to know one Tampon Packer

they just run off into my dms

It’s fine

😂

> Took away her medical tag @Serontus hey I did that first!

Awe shit

> Did you just assume my gender?!?!?!? @Potatoes O'Reilly you're a man. Hardly one but close enough to count

@littlebitt08 here’s your new profile pic

So about using meat thermometers to get a core temperature

Ya know the only other person we had in here who said the same shit about tampons lives in Kansas too...

its a kansas thing

@Cannibal1-1 according to @littlebitt08 anything works

Quick stick your dick in my GSW

Might as well shove a leg quarter in my wound

Dude. When I was just a little bit sick my old country ass grand parents would shove a glass rod thermometer in my ass. When I got sick after that I hid under the porch like a dog until I felt better

Quick I need you to shove a box of Wheat Thins in my wound

Guys do me a favor, if somebody attempts to treat me with a tampon, shoot them too

Then put me down

I’ve never heard of that dean

Are you ok?

You need to talk?

No

Let me show you something it said in the med chat

I bet Lipton tea bags would work better than a tampon

It’s make me taste better

Never mind I can’t guess she died after blocking me from shoving tampon in her GSW

@littlebitt08 where'd you go buddy

She blocked us or something

Pack your wound with goldbond.

^

Actually

If you get wounded

I’ll use toilet paper before a tampon

Just shoot yourself in the head, no more wound

Pour corn startch in it

Make slime

Works better than Tampax Pearl

Dude deleted all his comments on medic chat

Use flex seal

Pack it with playdoh

Fuck it might as well shoot yourself somewhere else to forget a GSW according to her level of experience

Use fix a flat

Duct tape instead of chest seals

They’re both retarded but wouldn’t a fucking pad work better technically

Just get one of them xl pussy sizes

> Duct tape instead of chest seals @Landfill that is the only one of these that’s actually possible

200iq

Fill it with PB blaster and ugga dugga that bitch with an air wrench

@Serontus did she leave the group or just delete everything

I didn’t kick her or anything

She has you blocked most likely

@Crye Salesman even then the risk of sepsis if you don't medevac asap i still wouldn't risk it

Please for the love of God if she stays and actually helps you give us her name so we can just off ourselves

> @Serontus did she leave the group or just delete everything @Sam SimpChester i think she deleted everything

Chest seals? Tampons? Nah, if you can't fix it with a hammer, you need a bigger hammer. No exceptions

Zip ties work wonders

Fuck a CAT I’ll buy zip ties

Just civil war that shit and chop it off.

Just shit all over my wound

Please

It’s more of a kink than treatment must say

That's the superior method

@Serontus i legit got you

I’ll use the TP I wiped my ass with instead

Put a RAT around my neck please

To the armory gentlemen

#🔫the-armory

Well what’s her husbands @ again so I can call him a fucking idiot in his dms

We will not be engaging in that but it is still in the chat

Do as you wish

It’s not in the chat for me so if any bystanders can accidentally send it to my dms I will not respond 😉

*cough*

Man. NC is fuckin beautiful

*sneezes*

Compared to Florida, hell is probably beautiful

Florida is hell. It's awesome to me

Hell is a nice place to visit I’d recommend it in the fall time

What falls? Stalagmites? Lmfao

Ears popping like a mf rn because my below sea level ass is above it for the first time in 10 years

Whenever you guys visualize hell, how do you perceive it?

Come live in NOLA 🤣 and then talk about sea level

You know, supposedly Oklahoma is the 13th ring of hell, just after the USSR, but just before Communist China

Me sittin on the throne

@Serontus

> Whenever you guys visualize hell, how do you perceive it? @Serontus Cleveland Ohio

@Sam SimpChester did you see that they tore down that monument in Duncan Plaza?

earlier today

2 protestors were arrested

@bum first time I’m hearing about it shoot me a link in my dms so I can read about it