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$50?

But i wont sell lets see where this goes

try $50k

mortgage the house

damnit

sell the car

whores ruin everything

hijack your parents' 401k

Stealing my dads credit card for more robinhood money

Discover cards will give you a 12 month balance transfer that can be issued as a direct deposit into your bank with a 4% fee

i used to use my dads robinhood for options trading until he banned me for styling too hard

Rack up on credit card debt and never pay it back

And then when you lose it all max your other cards and win it all back times ten

Like melvin is trying to do

But he is fucked

Imagine being named Melvin

isn't that a hedge

That *was* a hedge

🐒

Mort Mortenstein Capital

WHAT DA

old

lololol

Kill yourself Friedman

look at her twitter account

We should start speaking in code

look at her replies

FUCK YOU

ITS THE FREE MARKET BITCH DEAL WITH IT

what has been put into motion cannot be stopped

I'm feeling like groyper

we literally have elon musk and that one sri lankan billionaire on our side

BASED

DO YOU FEEL IN CONTROL ??? https://c.tenor.com/2ovMtvdSvlYAAAAM/bane-tdkr.gif

whats the strike

$7

Bought yesterday

https://c.tenor.com/4L_BEA7LFn0AAAAM/thats-right-baby.gif

grats

better hold

I heard Elon musk mortgaged his house to invest in BB

Thanks bro. I lost 18k so these gains are gonna revive my account.

Elon Musk probably mortgaged your house to invest in BB

how much do you know about options

technicals-wise

More than most people that trade them, lol

GME is endgame. Cant wait to see how it's gonna like by friday

I understand the greeks

unlucky

Yeah I just got fucked on a directional play

I just don't do directional plays on indexes anymore

Memestocks are where the money is

Got in on RKT, AMC, RCII, etc. Just get on the wave early and ride it.

Dumped $100 to GameStop and $50 into AMC

No one is talking about SPCE which is 81% shorted

last chance to hop on the rocket

I really hope AMC rips AH again

ppl cashing out before close

Yup

This is our chance to control the film industry

Make your money, groypers

If I make enough for a down payment I'm gonna mortgage some townhomes

invest in duplexes

We should all become landlords

Im gonna charge the highest rent i can

evict if they are a day late on rent

Yeah @GenZesus Texas has the 4 unit townhomes

oh nice

I could get one on an fha loan for like 10% of the cost, closing cost included

AMC ripping it

We will replace jews

:based:

> We should all become landlords @baby bonnet straight beasting on single mom rentoids

LFG

Yeah looking past the great gains we all made today, it’s a nice step in the right direction against hedge funds ruining stocks

They pay the toll to US

https://youtu.be/dRYBh6dtxjY

for any of you that make significant gainz and dont wanna bother with being a landlord or smth

the wheel is your best friend

learn it

https://c.tenor.com/C28ZmOboAlwAAAAM/dancing-jew-jewish-dance.gif

Short sell, burn in hell

I'm gonna be so cozy when NOK hits $50

Chillin like a villain

So fucking true

Short sell burn in hell

https://youtu.be/LPOlk22eftg

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1354532418397601798?s=20

DAS RITE

Press 🅱️ to bake cookies

Armenian genocide deniers on board

Bruh amc is down lmao

After hours crashing like crazy

https://tenor.com/view/woody-harrelson-crying-money-wipe-tears-rich-gif-16201471

Me rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796486807772069909/804095833443663882/202.gif