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Merill edge blocked gme now lmao

Everyone has it blocked at this point

Is there a single brokerage that didn't block gme and amc?

Maybe schwab

Ameritrade looks like its allowing it

But the 5 minute standard deposit isnt fucking going through

I'm trying to find who's gonna get my retirement account tendies based off of who didn't ban trading today

I sent some money to my schwab account

Maybe next week i can make more moves

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727997691891548296/804434037921808394/Es1jndrVEAEzYJB.png

same tbh

Hahaha

Stonks always go up

yes..

https://twitter.com/SPYJared/status/1354878073871749120

to da moon.

LFG

BUY EVERY LAST FUCKING SHARE

IF YOU LIKE THE STOCK

Tastyworks is letting me trade now! LFG

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1354876347626221570?s=19

They do that I’m suing

That has to be illegal

Sounds like a really bad idea

Everything they do is illegal.

The point is they can do whatever they want bc fuck you, you're poor

They hate you

They don't need to follow the law

they are the law

I'd be on board with that message if it had epic lifters instead of w*men

it's not illegal for them to autosell GME, it's illegal if they've been found to be guilty in manipulating the stock then making people autosell

What crypto brokers would you recommend coin base?

I used binance

Binance illegal in US

VPN

I have KUCOIN now cause $FTM

Ya not gonna try and get through all that legal bullshit for taxea

Taxes

ya how would you do taxes without kyc?

You wouldn’t :tpose:

based

That’s why binance.com is epic

i use coinbase

smh how do you make money then

Make a Binance account with a cheese email address, and always use a VPN when you login. Point it at like New Zealand or something

That’s what I do now

Buy ETH on coinbase, and then send it to my Binance.com account to trade shitcoins

Ya then how do u cash out if u want to

seems illegal

It is illegal l.ao

Lmao

nibba that's tax fraud

i mean it’s not illegal, just skirting the rules

Think about uniswap

They have no KYC either

And it’s not illegal to use uniswap

Ya but if u put that in ur coinbase and withdraw ur gonna get taxed

That’s why you dont do that

I just don't see what the point is unless ur skirting capital gains

If you’re selling to USD later then yeah you have to report your profits

But I ain’t doing that

nibba u have to report trades

On coinbase yeah

literal tax fraud

They have your KYC

even on wallets like exodus youll have to report trades

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CKmHaGAlBYV/?igshid=fpt21wie1ksz

I want to thank everybody for the recommendations.

use coinbase pro if you know how to trade already

if u sign up tell me so u can get me some free money :KoroneSmug:

Tomorrow will be a ride

What stock market apps do you all recommend? I'm deleting robinhood when this is all over and am looking for alternatives

Webull i guess

Trade zero

Webull

Didn't webull stop people from buying meme stocks?

For a few hours. Trade zero said they wouldn't be halting any stocks

Deep value lost 15 mil today

Hes still in

Im still in

LFG

You guys better not have sold

Never fucking selling

I still have all my AMC and BB

Same

Same

BB will soar

this is not financial advice

Good

doctor sex

AAAAAAHHHH

-300 ON THE DAY

Holding holding holding holding

Was +2900 on gamestop now +500

Itll be fine

Tomorrow watch at open itll be good

Still have my 10k in bb

Not selling

https://youtu.be/jLJLyneZGKc