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Sell yourself into slavery, this is financial advice :cigar:

BB is making my eyes hurt

i am a financial advisor and my advice is to buy up every small hat you can find and sell it back to the "buyers" at a MASSIVE markup

Bottle up your braaps and sell them. I'm a financial advisor

I’d be Trumps maralago house slave

"The reddit ceo"

"Its 10 let's take a smoke break"

lol

“Hello I’m the CEO of Reddit and I’m gay and Jewish”

"I put my life savings into etrade"

Lol

This guys better than gleam

Still a meme tho

Alright nah I'm out idc anymore fuck that vc

Fuck Reddit

Bruh is GME actually going down now?

Wtf is happening

redditers lied about they hands

Bolso shut the fuck up and wait lol

The whales are running the op

I just woke up bruh lmao

gm

You're a sperg. Just chill

Run da op

Goodmorning now go back to sleep lol

No gotta do push-ups

the last time AMC was at my buy price other then the last few dayus was in early 2019

Does this mean no more free pumps? 😓 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1356524205374918659

sick of the doubters

if you even think of selling just never look at this chat again

i will personally lobotomize all paper handed cucks

@Terror_Sperg lmao

Did you say bell curve is a good book

lmfao

he said bell curve referring to stocks so i thought i would throw out a book recommendation

🧠

bruh

Gayyyy

Bruh

LOL

(me)

...

Terror go off on this man

Watch this

Ok

LMAO

lol owned

this is what happens when you sell even just once https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1356618475234557956

Cringe man

Lmao

ur black friend DESERVED IT

Shut it down as soon as somebody pushes back on his stupid politica

lmao so true

Lol get fucked Fagnoy

Was gonna tear him a second asshole with that shitty argument

Hope you and Barstool go out of business

And you all repent of your crimes of corrupting the youth

literally selling at the dip

how fucking braindead can you be

they NEED the shares

some of these people are just so out of their depth

fomo is a plague

How can you be a millionaire and not have the balls to loose a couple hundred thousand

and it fucks over the rest of us too

Portnoy needs to be arrested

And all Barstool executives

fuck retail trading, mandatory IQ test should be required

Hes of sephardic descent, very interesting

portnoy just committed a literal crime

i found that out a few years ago when i noticed his promotion of degenerate culture among college youth

im a noticer

Portnoy sold at dip?

He needs to be tried and executed for corrupting the youth

probably

so fucking true

Don't they have to buy today and tommorow and now all the celebs are selling or disappearing today? Wow

the government should drop a nuclear bomb on his house

I don’t want one more young man fall into a life of hedonism

theres no requirement for them to buy

its become apparent that the shorts have no expiry

since the short sellers are all too happy to keep the shares loaned out

So then we hold forever. Simple

bc they can jack up the fees

its literally patriots vs everybody out here

People couldn't even hold for a week smh

I hate redditrannies so fucking much

Diamond hands. Forget selling as a concept. Buy it like you're buying food and you're going to eat the stock. Can't give it back then

Lmaoooo 90 dollars let's goooo

6.85

Fuck me

Reddit retards realizing that everything is fake and gay

im not even worried about wsb

they can hold

they literally post 40k losses regularly just for fun

its the normie cucks fomoing in that are autistic

How does this movie gonna end? Everyone goes out like a bitch as everything is rigged and gay?

Probably